Saturday, June 23, 2012

Some useful tips to waste your time in office :D

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips for u!!!!!!!!!

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook)to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, andnote down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa............. !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to ask everyone or stretch status meetingsas longer as possible,
just by asking silly doubts. (IMPORTANT)
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a three and half hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhance your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your colleagues.
15. Pick up the phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications yourcomputer can open at a time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things toRecycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process. (very important).
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap

not my creation ...randomly found :) :) 

14 comments:

Green Speck said...

Do you try these? ;-)

vinisha said...

haha some of them ufcourse :P :D

sathish kumar said...

Good One ....
you made me smile after 12 hours. :)
Kudo dear.

jaish_vats said...

Lol! That list is impressive :D Loved the one on recycle bin with the important in brackets.

vinisha said...

@glad to noe that sathish :) :)

vinisha said...

@jaish ......haha thanksss .....i love tht too :) :)

Soham Roy said...

:) :) Loved it...Few of the tips are quite innovative actually :D

vinisha said...

@soham ...hehe ....thankss n welcum to my blog

magiceye said...

lol that was a fun post!

vinisha said...

@magiceye....thank uu :D :D

D.Nambiar said...

:D.

Shovon Chowdhury said...

In our office, they do all of these. Except the re-cycle bin thing.

vinisha said...

@shovon sir :P :P hahah and my office is out of this world now a days they do things above and over these too :D :D

vinisha said...

@ D. nambiar :D :D :)