Thursday, May 24, 2012

LOL in the name of Petrol :P :D......Although its rates only makes us cry :(


 1.Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day? :p :(

2.Breaking News:
The little Sardar Kid in the Maruti Suzuki ad, "Papa petrol khatam hi nahi hunda" has just committed suicide
 
3.KBC to Start Again
The Winner Will Get 100 ltrs of Petrol :D
 
4.Petrol pump attendant : kitne ka daalu ?
 Me : 10 rs. Ka gaadi ke upar daal de AAG Lagani hai bhai.
 
 
5.Sony's show "Crime Patrol" is soon to change its
name to..
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"Crime Diesel"
 
6.Petrol daa.. rate vekh ke..aankhiyaaan jo hanju rul de :( :( :@
 
7.Petrol@ 78 .Now a Tata Nano's fuel cost will be more than it's EMI per month.=D X_X
 
8.A New Poster Outside The Bank For the Year 2020
Petrol and CNG Loans Available Here
Take a petrol loan and Get a "Pulsar" bike worth Rs 7000 free!!

Pls Note:In the year 2020 petrol prices will be same as todays bike price,and bike prices will fall down to todays gear cycle prices.

9.We have the world's cheapest car & costliest petrol. Amazing India
 
 
10.Govt : We cant make new roads but we surely can keep people off from roads,
Petrol Price does that effectively :P

8 comments:

magiceye said...

:)) lovely compilation!

vinisha said...

@magic eye ....thank u :) :)

specs buffy said...

Hilarious Vinisha, absolutely delightful and you took the words out of my mouth!

vinisha said...

@sunita mam ...thankkk uuu ....really glad to know tht u liked it :) :)

Ranjana's craft blog said...

Very funny....brought smile...thank you

Manas Barpande said...

Another one-
Mom- You are datin that guy right..?
Daughter- No mom..! He's just my friend.
Mom- Rehne do beta..I'm experienced. Itni dur tak 4 litres petrol jala kar, tumhe drop karne aane wala ladka sirf dost nahi hota...!!
:P :D

Nice compiltion...!

I also write at my blog http://zindagirozclassletihai.blogspot.com/

Have a look when you get time. I would love some constructive criticism.
:)

vinisha said...

@ranjana mam ....thankss alot ....glad to hear from u

vinisha said...

@manas .....hahah ......lol....tht was a good one :D :D and yeah ill pakkka make visit on your blog as soon as getting some free time ....thank u for ur lovely comment :) :)