Saturday, May 12, 2012

Newton's Theory of Love :D

UNIVERSAL LAW : 
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed ,only it can get transfer from one person to other ,with some loss of money (especially in boy's part):P

FIRST LAW :
A boy in love with a girl ,continues to be in love with her ,and a girl in love with a boy ,continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent( brother or father of girl) comes into the play and  break the legs of the boy :P

SECOND LAW :
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards the boy is directly proportional to the current bank balance of the boy and the direction of the love is same as the increment and decrement in that bank balance :D

THIRD LAW :
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by girl while slapping ;)

 

2 comments:

Dee said...

LOL :P pretty interesting !
must try out :)

vinisha said...

hehe......but make sure any external agent don't come inbetween :P