Newton's Theory of Love :D

UNIVERSAL LAW : 
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed ,only it can get transfer from one person to other ,with some loss of money (especially in boy's part):P

FIRST LAW :
A boy in love with a girl ,continues to be in love with her ,and a girl in love with a boy ,continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent( brother or father of girl) comes into the play and  break the legs of the boy :P

SECOND LAW :
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards the boy is directly proportional to the current bank balance of the boy and the direction of the love is same as the increment and decrement in that bank balance :D

THIRD LAW :
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by girl while slapping ;)

 

My first attempt of making dosa :P

Hmmm.......you know its really kinda tough when your mom is not at home and you have to cook by your self and its like mountain to carry on your shoulder when don't even know the C of Cooking,,,and then you hear in background ,what your mom tells you daily which you take inside from an ear and dump it out from other ....the word  "Kuch mat karo but  kam se kam khaana banana to sikh lo ".....and now you regret why you don't know to cook ,anyways  now your mom has went for a party and there is no maggie at home and you are so lazy to get down to buy it .........then again in background a voice of your mom " karlo abhi saare nakhre , jab akele kuch banana padega tab pata chalega ".....now mom is mom ....u can't argue with her and today her words like some bhavishyavani ,were coming true :P

The next step was to check out the fridge , most of the time it has been my saviour from a terrorist called hunger :D ,but today ,he also ditched me .....:O the only thing i found inside was a wet dosa flourrrr.....just imagine......:O
i mean what to do with it ,I have never made dosa in my lifeee :P as anyother thing :P except maggie

but now its the only thing available .......so I decided lets make dosa .......i have never made it but seen my mom making it many times ,so i thot lets give it a try.......an i was like Oh god wish me luck ..........but to my surprise after one dosa which just got glued to the pan dint came out  - and i was like - aaja bahar aaaja , mein tujhe kha nai jaungi ,-:P  the second one came of quite well :P so here i am posting the pics of my first attempt in making dosa ,:D :D

5 Deadly words used by a woman .....be careful guysss :P

FINE-This word is used by women when she knows she is right and you need to shut up :P

NOTHING- means something and you need to be worried;)

GO AHEAD- This is a dare not permission ,don't do it :P

WHATEVER-  A women's way of saying screw you :P :D

THAT'S OKAY- She is thinking hard and long on when you will pay for your mistake :D :D

BONUS WORD - "WOW "- No, this is not a compliment -she is just amazed that how a person could be this stupid :P :P

He Said this Today :) :)

He,my best friend ... told me when i was so upset ,because i was not looking good ...... and was about to cry as i was going to meet some one special ........at that point he told me

Never care what other people think of You because you will be perfect to someone :) ♥

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair or lips. One day you'll find a guy that won't care about them all & only looks at your heart :) ♥

Your Smile will make him happy, and your touch will increase his heartbeats, he will miss you when you will be away, he will hug you when you'll be upset, he will remove tears from your eyes and he will do everything that makes you feel nice.. :) ♥ ♥ ♥

I am a Blackberry Girl :D

Don't you hate monday morning?obviously yes , why am I asking? ,and you hate it more when you have to attend your college classes by morning 7am and after attending your classes you have to rush to your office yeah part time job,all because you just can't survive with your pocket money, what your parents give you and so no matter how much you hate your boss, no matter how sort of dog he is.... you have to face him with a smile and then you have your tutions,where you are supposed to study seriously,damn and now you just might have come to know that it is  not possible to carry your lappy everywhere..especially when you have so much work to do.Its the only time when you return home and  finally just got excited that you got some what time to check your notifications on facebook and its even more exciting when you are used to get daily notifications and messages like upto 50 to 60 and as you have just logged in  ,its your mom who starts her stuff ,that you have to do household chores also and says you are a girl don't forget that I mean how can anybody forget that mom! but it doesn't matter how much you love facebook, how long your crush has been waiting for you online , how much is there to gossip about your friend who recently updated her relationship status ,but no u have to shut down you lappy and help mom :/ :/ 

After all this dark nights, yeah the above written stuff can be considered as dark night in my life , there comes a day,known as my birthday :P and mah lovlies, my mom and dad gifted me a Blackberry Torch :D :D Yeahhhhhhhh..........cool gift na  :D :D now just imagine my bestiee also have a blackberry ,so now we can officially sing yeah "we are the blackberry girls" anthem :P now life just so easy , i can be 24 hours online ,when ever and wherever I want :D :D,can be at college,tutions ,office or helping mom,can simultanuesly stalk my crush's profile ,answer my notifications,messages.Yeahhhh seriouslyyyy Internet is fun  ,when the access is just in your hand , now i am so loving my life , Internet access on just a touch has seriously made my life easier and nowdays its fun too :) :)





P.S-This is my entry for the indiblogger contest "Internet is fun".

न जाने क्यों

वो  शख्स  जिसकी  आँखों  मे इनकार  के  सीवा कुछ  भी  नही ,

न  जाने  क्यों  उसकी  आँखों  पे  ज़िन्दगी  लुटाने  को  जी  चाहता  है |

Picture of the day

Because Girls deserves better explanation than bloody dailogues like
"you should know what to wear and when to wear"

I Knew :)

95 days after my birth,
I knew who is my mother..

90 days after my first syllable,
I knew wHat words are..

30 mins after my loved one left me,
I knew what tears are..

25 feet off the ground over the cliff,
I knew what is it to be alive..

20 days after my Dear ones death,
I knew that life must go on..

1 week after my Friend left me,
I came to know how does it feel to b alone..

Every single fraction of time no matter however u divide,
teaches u something..

Experience is the only way 2 get through this life.

Feel it.
Live it.
Face it...
Love the people unconditionally..

Because in your next life you Wont meet Them..

sometimes.....

'Sometimes' Sorry means:- Its not my fault, Itz urs.. Accept it! It would make me feel better...

'Sometimes' Gud Night means:- Don't keep d Phone stupid.. I want 2 talk more..

'Sometimes' TakeCare means :- I'm nt well & need 2b Cared 4...

'Sometimes' Disconnecting a phone means:- Call me back! I want u 2 persuade me vd something Special..

'Sometimes' Smile means more dan Tears...

'Sometimes' Tears r more Satisfying than Smile...

'Sometimes' I Hate U means:- No ONE can LOVE YOU more than ME plz don't Leave Me.. There r few people who understands
these exceptional & these people r found . . . .

"SOMETIMES"

Moments in life

There are moments in life when you miss someone

so much that you just want to pick them from

your dreams and hug them for real!

When the door of happiness closes,another opens;

but often times we look so long at the

closed door that we don't see the one,

which has been opened for us.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive.

Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.

Go for someone who makes you smile,

because it takes only a smile to

make a dark day seem bright.

Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Dream what you want to dream;

go where you want to go;

be what you want to be,

because you have only one life

and one chance to do all the things

you want to do.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,

enough trials to make you strong,

enough sorrow to keep you human and

enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily

have the best of everything;

they just make the most of

everything that comes along their way 

found on net :)